Google is a bit like an emotionally fragile ex who knows too much about you. It is nice and did not stage when you called him on his laptop between to tell him that you leave the. It is not extremely violent and evil. Nevertheless, something you know might unpack of old files that you have returned to deep in your subconscious to your psychological well-being and that she would be able to display the fields Elysée at the parade of July 14 and unpack in the middle of your wedding ceremony. Consider the patent # 7,650,331 attributed to the search engine.The editor is responsible for the MapReduce which was presented in 2004 and which became quickly popular framework, because it is a technique that allows to easily take advantage of the parallelism of multicore processors. Hadoop, an open Apache project source used by Yahoo, Amazon, IBM, Facebook, Rackspace, Hulu and the New York Times, distinguished through the use of MapReduce. For years, Google has encouraged its use and one day, the firm was granted a patent claiming that this feature was him and that he could ask for royalties for its use. That day, CO2 emissions decreased, because any Silicon Valley held its breath after the girlfriend Google gave it a kick between the legs.
Google is a bit like your girlfriend who so loves to take pictures of you that it photograph you in the bathroom. It follows you to trace, place a GPS in your phone, you look at sleep in stroking your face with the coupe-choux that provided you for Valentine. It records everything you say and practice sessions voodoo with a doll to your effigy. She is convinced you know so anything you say, she knows what you think "really." Then one day not very different from the others, a month or six years after the rupture, it will mode Super Saiyan (see video below) and will destroy the rest of your life by passing for a monster so shameful that Bin Ladin has the air of a choir next child.
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